Monday, January 17, 2011

Dear Snow, I went to Heaven Yesterday, thought you should know.

In Heaven there is an Airplane suspended motionless in space over your head, where else but in Heaven can a huge single prop plane defy gravity. One unique part about this was the prop was actually turning, but in heaven  normal physics don't apply.  Its all metaphysical and supernatural. 

They have a great diplay of every kind of animal in heaven, most I didn't know the name of,  I was sort of looking for that Blue Heron you mentioned might be looking for my fishin my frozen pond.  They did have an Ice Auger for sale in Heaven, it was motorized for about 500 dollars, and yes Even the Overseer of heaven had a discount section, the same Ice Auger for $350, Box previously opened.  I'm not sure what the overseer of Heaven uses with the money, but I'm guessing gives it to a charitable cause.  (oh by the way, they Discover Card in heaven), I bought new Under Armour Underwear with my Discover card. 


This Polar Bear stood Guard over the Aquarium, where I heard a Father asked by his son, whats that daddy, where the Father replied, "That's a Wide Mouth Bass"  Whats that Daddy the boy asked again, where the Father replied"That's a Wide Mouth Bass",  and "how about that one comin around that rock"' asked the boy a third time.  The Father replied again, "That's a Wide Mouth Bass, Son."  "How about that one daddy?", "I just told you son, that's a Wide Mouth Bass". 
In case you were wondering, I'm guessing the fish of choice in heaven is this little critter, you guessed it, WMB.


My favourite creature, whom is taking a lead role in the Fairy tale I'm writing is this guy, so you can imagine I was overjoyed to meet him in Heaven. It is of course the great and  mighty Bear.  In my story he's generally looking for Honey, (I put that word in there for you DK.)

I'll finish my picture montage with yes, they even had my moniker in Full Size, there she is the mover of obstacles, the Tusk. (elephant).

Now mind you, on the way into Heaven I was offered Hot Coffee and Apple Cider Donuts with Cinnamon and Sugar baked Hot and Fresh while you stare at them rolling off the conveyor.  I paid the man, 4 dollars for 6, I didn't think I was entering Heaven until I went inside, otherwise of course I would have asked the donut man if he was Peter.  Whereas Time stops immemoriable while inside, it does get later on the outside.  I was able to catch this dramatic departng shot of Heaven as I left to get back to the Jet Game. You all heard they won. 

Heaven wasn't to bad either.  Funniest thing beside the underwear I bought, I bought some marked down Gouda cheese.  Snow, thats the closest I'm going to come to sayin his or her name, while on this topic of heaven. 

Signing off for now, I really wish I could go to Quartzsite, AZ to visit with the rest of the Gypsies at Rubbertramp.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Predator Tracks(a large winged bird)

There is a predator at my pond.  This predator which is huge, has already taken casualties. I wont know exactly how much damage it has done until spring. The water will be green, perfect for frogs to lay eggs and for the eggs to turn into tadpoles. Then I will have just one day to bucket them, or the remaining fish will eat the baby frog eggs before they even turn into tadpoles. Last count before the prefator hit, I had 150 fish at the start of winter.  It was easy to count them as they were quite stationary when the water dipped below 50 degrees.  I have found remnants of the unfortunate ones.
During the inauguration when I lost four fish to a deep freeze, they were valued at 3000 per koi. I have four more years to regain the existing fish to the same value, for at least 8 of them. I fear I may already have lost my shamu pattern koi. Leaving 7 to be valued at 3000 per at the end of the next four years.  The shamu Koi Orange and white with the markings of a Shamu Whale may just be lying low and hiding under a rock. 

That's the math of it. The rest is all sport.

The Predator is too elusive to be caught on camera.  I have an older picture of him from a different camera phone on an earlier past spring day.  Its blurry to the point he moves so quickly.  My new phone camera has an AS 400 rated setting which I should be able to capture the beast on.

I should give this elusive predator a name, any ideas anyone.?

Does anyone know by the footprints what type of Bird Beast this is?